OceanGate Partners with James Cameron for Next Tour: 50% Off If You Survive
After a minor setback involving a rogue iceberg and a faulty sonar system in the treacherous waters of the Southern Pacific Ocean, deep-sea tourism company OceanGate is now announcing a new partnership with legendary filmmaker James Cameron for its next tour.
“We are thrilled to have James on board as our creative director and tour guide,” said the newly hired PR manager of OceanGate, “He has unparalleled expertise and vision in exploring the mysteries of the deep. He will make sure our customers have a once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
The PR manager said ticket prices are now more affordable than ever: celebrities and influencers are now eligible to purchase tickets as long as they have at least 10 million followers on Instagram and a verified blue checkmark. He added that other incentives are being offered to really attract potential buyers during this temporary slump in demand. Some incentives include:
- Free signed copies of Titanic and Avatar DVDs (redeemed in the gift shop after the successful tour)
- VIP access to the exclusive OceanGate lounge (featuring complimentary champagne and caviar)
Free underwater selfies with James Cameron (subject to availability and mood) - 50% off coupon for the next tour if attacked by a giant squid
At publishing time, tickets had been sold out by a single customer, the notorious prankster Sacha Baron Cohen.
